Category Archives: Atheist Satire

Satirical posts files that are Atheistic in nature.
Humor for the Atheist Audience.
Bold Blasphemy, Sardonic Irreverence, and good old bare-fisted Christ Punching.

Anti Christian Censorship Day


Christians say Science in Classroom. ” Too Hard.”


Christians for Child Education (CFE) in Houston, Texas today, formally lobbied against Science being taught in the classroom, on the basis that it is too hard. The CFE condemns Science as challenging, blasphemousness, and immorally lacks necessary faith based suppositions. The CFE insists that faith is much easier to “simply know” and proclaim with absolute certainty. The CFE attempted to draw upon Science nomenclature, claiming that pure uncomplicated faith is called for by “Ockmed’s Blazer,” and that Science needlessly over complicates learning and hypotheses.

Christian Child

“It [Science] is nothing more but the secular, liberal, abortion hungry, Atheist, blasphemy machine of Socialism, and so called Ph.D.’s offensively calling for rigidly, unholy empirical testing, which demands data to support a theory with evidence,” roared CFE spokesman Stanley ChristianPinkerton, as he furiously pounded his fist on the podium at a “Separation of Church and Reading” Rally this morning, to the overwhelming applause of over 1,000 slack jawed, dead eyed, Bible Belt, Born again Yokels.

Christian Surveys across the Evangelical Churches spectrum showed that 92% of Christians want to abolish Science, which makes learning an inconvenient, wicked, over complicated nuisance that corrupts the soul and simply leaves Christian children confused. The remaining 8% polled could not read the survey, but said they are on God’s side of this issue.

God, a major figure in Christianity was not answering prayers for comments.

Would you rather have Science or go to Heaven?

Pope’s new remarks on condoms “very carefully qualified.”


The New York Times 



  • November 20, 2010

    In Rare Cases, Pope Justifies Use of Condoms

    By RACHEL DONADIO and LAURIE GOODSTEIN

    ROME — Pope Benedict XVI has said that condom use can be justified in some cases to help stop the spread of AIDS, the Vatican’s first exception to a long-held policy banning contraceptives. The pope made the statement in interviews on a host of contentious issues with a German journalist, part of an unusual effort to address some of the harshest criticisms of his turbulent papacy.

    The pope’s statement on condoms was extremely limited: he did not approve their use or suggest that the Roman Catholic Church was beginning to back away from its prohibition of birth control. In fact, the one example he cited as a possibly appropriate use was by male prostitutes.

    Still, the statement was something of a milestone for the church and a significant change for Benedict, who faced intense criticism last year when, en route to AIDS-plagued Africa, he said condom use did not help prevent the spread of AIDS, only abstinence and fidelity did. Continue reading

    Atheist Documentary


    If you have never seen the 3 hour BBC Documentary ”Atheism – A Rough History of Disbelief” you really must watch it. If you can’t spend the time online now — Feel free to select the “share button” and download these movie for later viewing. Really, It is that good. I think every Atheist should see this series. This series should knock your socks off if you are an Atheist and have a pulse.

    via Atheist Documentary.

    Atheist Documentary


    If you have never seen the 3 hour BBC Documentary ”Atheism – A Rough History of Disbelief” you really must watch it. If you can’t spend the time online now — Feel free to select the “share button” and download these movie for later viewing. Really, It is that good. I think every Atheist should see this series. This series should knock your socks off if you are an Atheist and have a pulse.

    via Atheist Documentary.

    Catholic Church Comes out of Closet


    Catholic Pedophiles

    I applaud the honesty. Now hide your kids.

    Can Atheists Reason with Christians?


    If you are an Atheist… have you grown exasperated trying to reason with a born again Christian? Have you ever been able to reason with them to affect any change? Do you think it is possible?

    Subliminal Attempt at Christians' Reasoning Receptivity.

    I have been a Christian and now I can think for myself. Before I could not. Can I reason with Christians? Here’s My Reply – In short I think “No”. If you disagree please speak your mind.

    PLAY AUDIO COMMENTARY

    Apocalypse Update


    jesus is late

    Dear Christians Brothers and Sisters. The Apocalypse and triumphant return of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ is all going according to Divine Plan.However, The Second Coming of Our Lord and Personal Savior Jesus Christ and the sold out performance of “The Battle of Armageddon” have both been delayed, once again. I know everyone is eager for the Big Event, so this is understandably disappointing. However we are all used to this by now so there is no need to get irritated if you are a ticket holder. We just need to stay patient.

    Everyone should just go about your normal day but don’t ever stop constantly being hyper-vigilant and watching the skies for his certain and immediate glorious second coming.  Jesus is probably on his way at this moment.  Remember Anything is possible – with faith and with God.

    Remember that faith does not use question marks. So by “Faith” I mean mindless, unquestioning, total acceptance, and stubbornly maintaining this belief despite all evidence to the contrary.

    And by “God” I mean absolutely nothing – nothing at all. Once again though, don’t think, just know it emotionally. That is all the proof that you need, regardless of what so called “formal logic” or wily Scientists may say about “experimental design.” Continue reading